Lyrics

2 EP -- Take It Easy Chicken

TAKE IT EASY CHICKEN

Yeah, I'm sick of this
England's sh**
It's slashing down
We are drowned
Star is here
Drinking beer
Star is scrawled
On my wall
C.I.D.
They follow me
I kidnap Star
In my car
A T.V.R.
We'll drive to Prague
And stop at Mars
And we'll be

Taking Star to L.A.
We'll drive to Vegas for the day
We want to sit in the sun
And take it easy
Take it easy

Yeah, Mam's got cake
Belly ache
Feeling sick
Through Kuwait
Stole a tank
Drove to France
Star's amazed
In a trance
M53
Hit a tree
Crashed my car
I killed Star
Stowaway
On a ship
Dodge the pigs
What a trip

DRASTIC STURGEON

Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions

You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want

Get your op, see you shopping in Sainsbury's
Look so good all the people won't phase you
They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune
Just like the second coming with a much better hairdo

Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon

Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck
Just like new 'cos your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade 'cos you're just made of plastic

Don't look twice
'Cos you've got different eyes
Than the ones that were fine
That you could see through
Don't look twice
'Cos you've got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine
That you could sit through

(Oh, to me now)

THE GREATEST PAIN

The greatest pain that I have felt
Is hidden deep within myself
I cannot eat, I cannot sleep
There's something deep inside of me

So please, I wish you all the best
So please, get out my f**king
I kicked the habit
Stay where you tell me to stay
I kick the habit
And if you've got to have me I can blame you when I fail

F**k you and all the things you do
By hook or crook it's through for you
At least I try to jump in fire
And if I burn at least I tried

So please, don't say that I have failed
So please, there's glory in the way

I know you don't respect me
Your arrogance will bleed
Humility is my achievement
Your scared of me and what I mean

MORONICA

2 foot long and your neck keeps growing
10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours
15 girls through a hole in your trousers

Bigger, better, faster, more
You're much more cooler than you were before
Bigger, better, cooler than me
You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea

For so long
For so long I've been asking you please
Please Moronica stay
For so long
For so long I've been telling you please
Please Moronica haze
For so long
For so long you've listened to me

You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin
You've had more spinsters than Rumplestiltskin
You think you're cooler than all the Roses
Sniffin' Ajax up both your noses

How could you forget your faith
How could you forget your faith
I've been telling you so long
Please don't go
In my face
This will be the place

You've got more halos than Simon Templar
You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer
Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet's
Your face is covered in cheap mascara
2 foot long and your neck keep growing
10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours
15 girls through a hole in your trousers, yeah

All lyrics written by Paul Draper